Happy V Day!
"Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day." - Jay Leno
Valentine's Day money-saving tips:
"Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. In place of bubble bath, use lavender-scented dish-washing liquid. Forget rose petals. Sprinkle the bed with sliced beets!"
- David Letterman