If it itches, scratch it

"A classic is a book which people praise but don't read." - Mark Twain


"You're to old, you can't see, and you're a woman. Maybe the dogs would take you."

- Hillary Rodham Clinton quoting a recruiter's answer when she asked to join the Marines in 1975


"A person who reads nothing is better educated than the man who reads only newspapers.

- Thomas Jefferson


"My philosophy is simple.  Fill what's empty, empty what's full and scratch where it itches."

- Alice Roosevelt Longworth