If it itches, scratch it
"A classic is a book which people praise but don't read." - Mark Twain
"You're to old, you can't see, and you're a woman. Maybe the dogs would take you."
- Hillary Rodham Clinton quoting a recruiter's answer when she asked to join the Marines in 1975
"A person who reads nothing is better educated than the man who reads only newspapers.
- Thomas Jefferson
"My philosophy is simple. Fill what's empty, empty what's full and scratch where it itches."
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth